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i was working at a regionally famous donut shop in the late 2010s when a customer came through the line wearing this button. the public's insatiable appetite for overpriced cuisine prevented me from asking any follow-up questions, but the eight-word job description has stuck with me ever since.

for me, making zines is all about introducing a little more weirdness into the world, and while this might be a rather hifalutin way of expresses that ethos, it hits me right in my verbose, English-degree-having ass.

after a decent amount of research i can't seem to find any attribution, which is entirely fitting. that said, please reach out if you recognize the phrase because i think we're supposed to be best friends.

metal pin-back button available in three colors and two sizes: 2.25" and 1.25"